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One of our returned veterans says it was sometimes hard for him to tell whether he suffered most from battle fatigue or bottle fatigue.
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An alcoholic is one who drinks TWICE AS MUCH of what he shouldn't drink HALF AS MUCH of as the fellow who drinks NOTHING.
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She said accusingly: "I saw you coming out of McCarthy's saloon last night!" Said he blearily: "Well, I had to come out sometime."
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Speaking of alcoholic rationalizing: He was on a binge but was trying to taper off. He thought of wine. Ah, that's the stuff! It's not as strong as...
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He was fairly new in A.A. and still thought he'd done the most terrible things imaginable. "Why, you know what I did once?" he said to a group of A.A...
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(What's the funniest A.A. tale or quip you've heard? Others would like to hear it. Send it in.) Add surefire hangover remedies: Take one pint of...
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(What's the funniest A.A. tale or quip you've heard? Others would like to hear it. Send it in.) When God gave out brains, I thought He said trains,...
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(What's the funniest A.A. tale or quip you've heard? Others would like to hear it. Send it in.) Remarked one of the boys after a bad tussle: "Be it...
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(What's the funniest A.A. tale or quip you've heard? Others would like to hear it. Send it in.) An oldtimer says some of the new members coming in...
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(What's the funniest A.A. tale or quip you've heard? Others would like to hear it. Send it in.) One of the Vermont brethren, after a slip, described...