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Kandid Kansas
BEFORE Kansas went wet this last election, a couple of strangers in town asked a native where they could get a drink. The man looked 'em over and...
Phonies
THEN there's the one about the two gentlemen drinking in the cocktail lounge. Asked the first gentleman, "What do you think of the AA outfit?" The...
Loud Fission
WC. Fields would have pooh-poohed the Bikini blast of the A bomb. But one morning Fields wandered into his favorite Hollywood haunt nursing a man-...
Alibi Album NO. 6
"I never needed a drink until after I got married."
Humor (by Arthur Godfrey)
A drunk weaving along a street encountered a passerby to whom he said, "Shay, can you direct me to Alcoholics Shinonymous?" "What's the matter?"...
Humor
"Aren't people funny?" "Yes. If you tell a person that there are 270,678,934,341 stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell an...
Alibi Album NO. 8
I DON'T THINK I'M AN ALCOHOLIC AFTER ALL!
Tippler, Yes; Toter, No! (by United Press)
A defendant in a Knoxville, Tennessee, court was indignant when charged with drunkenness and possessing whisky, "I was drinking, Judge, but I don't...
Alibi Album NO. 9
I FIGURE I'M ON VACATION SO WHAT'S THE HARM
Humor
Ecclesiastes, Jr. observes that the chap who isn't happy in his sobriety doesn't have AA,--he has indigestion.