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(What's the funniest A.A. tale or quip you've heard? Others would like to hear it. Send it in.) Sign on a barroom wall: "Count yourself again, old...
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(What's the funniest A.A. tale or quip you've heard? Others would like to hear it. Send it in.) A sailor was walking down the street with one foot in...
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"My life hadn't become unmanageable--the wrong S.O.B. was managing it!"
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Do you know that a pink elephant is a beast of bourbon?
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"Where have you been?" roared the boss at the returning drunk. "I'm sorry," replied old sawnerves, "but I have had a cold the last three days." "The...
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After a bad Friday night the wife was determined to keep her spouse at home on Saturday. After lame excuses and abortive attempts to go out for the...
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Hardened drinkers at a downtown saloon blanched the other day when a young woman said, "I want a bull moose." The bartender produced a pint of milk,...
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This really happened: A drunk wobbled up to the cashier's desk to get a large bill changed. While waiting he turned to a man (who happened to be an A...
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Under a St. Paul, Minn., date line this UP tidbit was picked up: "John Moynihan. . .was in jail today. Police said he got tipsy and kicked in a glass...
Barley !!! Corn !!! (by S.H.)
(What's the funniest A.A. tale or quip you've heard? Others would like to hear it. Send it in.) A drunk popped his head into the Hollywood A.A. Group...