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Like the lady who, on seeing the ocean for the first time, remarked: "Well, that's the first thing I've seen that there's enough of," . . .the first...
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Some of the boys at the country club were getting ready for Sunday morning golf. One of them, very badly hung over, said he was going to start, "...
Barley !!! Corn !!! (by M.E.)
A panhandling drunk accosted a gentleman and wanted a dollar bill. "Isn't that overdoing it a bit?" asked the gent. "Well," said the lush, "I'm...
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And then there was the drunk who was reported to have been overheard while leaning against a pole: "If you pink pookas don't keep out of my way, I'll...
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A Scotchman walked up to a friend at the bar and began telling him about a hunting trip. "We shot a couple of bears," he said, "but the biggest...
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Wife (to drunken husband): "I suppose you expect me to believe that you came right from the office?" Husband: "Sure did (hic), straight as the crow...
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"He can still get his humility in the eye of THAT needle and leave plenty of room for the camel."
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Overheard at the Stork: "She drinks so much even Alcoholics Anonymous turned her down."
A. A., Sir!. . .
Arthur Godfrey of CBS told of the drunk reeling up the street saying, "Shay, can you direct me to the Alcoholics Shanonymous?" "What's the matter?"...
Barley Corn (by The Brighter Side)
The Brighter Side, Waterloo, Iowa-- Sandy: "MacIntosh must have had a lot to drink at the concert last night." Mack: "How's that?" Sandy: "Well, when...