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Barley Corn
Somebody has invented a new game for alcoholics. It is called "Blackout" and takes four people to play it. Each of the four is supplied with a quart...
Barley Corn
A certain fellow was an alcoholic but also a very good golfer. In this particular tournament, he ended up in a tie with one of the country's leading...
Barley Corn (by The Alky Argot)
It was the first train ride for the two hillbillies. They wandered into the clubcar and cautiously ordered one bottle of beer between them. As one of...
Barley Corn (by The Twelve Stepper)
Whistler's Mother has switched to Calvert--because it makes her sit tighter.
Barley Corn
The morning after a hard night a souse named Oscar went into a barbershop. "Gimme a shave, haircut, massage an' the works, pal. . . . I gotta git in...
Barley Corn
"Havin' a awful time at home," complained a Stew to his bar companion. "M'wife raises Cain whenever I come home late. She hears me takin' off my...
Barley Corn
Arriving home from a gay celebration, a stewed gentleman discovered a helpless citizen slumped outside the apartment house door. "S'matter, my good...
By All Means! (by Lyon's Den)
"PETER DIXON tells of two members of A.A. who were playing cards. 'If you'll pardon the expression,' one announced, 'Gin!'"
A Shrewd Bargain
INTO a bar at midnight staggered a seedy character in search of a "touch." "Beat it, bum," warned the bartender. Instead, the drunk leaned his elbows...
Efficiency Expert
A COP came along one night and spied a drunk on hands and knees beneath a street light. A stew was busily sifting the ground between his fingers. "...