Short Takes

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Short Takes (by Cedar Rapids Newsletter)
A pat on the back is helpful if administered hard enough, early enough, and low enough.
Short Takes
The only drink an alcoholic can control is the first one. . .by not taking it.
Short Takes (by W. C.)
Friends used to wine and dine me, now they coke and stoke me.
Short Takes
Heard at a meeting. . . An AA mugwump is an alcoholic with his mug in AA and his wump on a bar stool.
Short Takes (by B. W.)
If your drinking is not becoming to you, you should be coming to AA!
Short Takes
You can't help a new member uphill without getting closer to the top yourself.
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You will always have a happy time if you take it along with you.
Short Takes
Happiness is not a station we arrive at; it's a way of traveling.
Short Takes (by R. C. S.)
If you think you are indispensable, stick your finger in a bowl of water, then pull it out and look at the big hole it leaves!
Short Takes (by The Wayside)
Just for today I will adjust myself to conditions as they exist, and not try to adjust everything to my own desires. I will take my "luck" as it...