Previous Cartoon Winners

Winning captions will be published in the Grapevine magazine.

 

May 2012

"Since I came to AA, my laundry and my life is sober, not just dry."

—Peter G., Wisconsin Rapids, Wis.

 

 

 

April 2012

"I'm lying here because I slipped on the First Step."

—Loren B., Bozeman, Mont.

 

 

 

March 2012

"Dear, I think your husband misunderstood. Wasn't it the wall you wanted to get plastered?"

—Max R., Ocala, Fla.

 

 

February 2012

"You may want what I have and be willing to go to any lengths to get it, but I am still going to run this past my sponsor."—James, New Zealand

 

January 2012

Winner: "If you can see me, I'm the least of your problems."—Suzanne S., Vernon, Texas

 

December 2011

Winner: "What do you mean your crystal ball can only see one day at a time?"—Rob F., West Hartford, Conn.

November 2011

Winner: "I asked him if he wanted to go to an AA meeting later and he said, "Let me sleep on it!"—Joe H.

October 2011

Winner: "Thank you all for attending this month's group conscience meeting, here are a few items we need to go over." —Anonymous

September 2011

Winner: "You know that wearing a smoking jacket does not make you a classy drunk!" - Gus P., Eugene, Ore."

August 2011

Winner: "It keeps coming up with the same letters: AA." -Joe H., Vancouver, BC

July 2011
 

Winner: "Is this a Twelfth Step call?" —Ed G., Media, Pa.

 

June 2011

 

Winner: "The more I drink, the more interesting you get." —Larry C., Lost City, WV

 

May 2011

Winner: "My wife said if I wanted to have another drink, I could just sleep here tonight." —Rick Y., Belfast, ME

 

Winner:"Is this anyone's first AA meeting?" DLW, Bartlett, Tenn.

 

Winner:"Isn't wearing womens clothing taking anonymity a bit far, Bert?" James, New Zealand

 

Winner:"The bad news is, the doctor gave you an alcoholic brain; the good news is, it wasn't hardly ever used." Greg M., Decatur, IL

 

Winner:"As his doctor tells him he must stop drinking, Fred has a flashback to an earlier experience. Woody R., Stockton, CA