Ham on Wry

  Volume 50 Issue 10
March 1994

THE DREAMS OF A DRUNK:

You dream of being a courageous firefighter, and wake up needing a change of pants.

You dream of bringing the house down, and wake to find you left the garage door up.

You dream of winning a dogsled race, and wake up in bed with the dog.

You dream of being in a tickertape parade, and wake up with streams of toilet paper stuck to your shoes.

You dream of being a star basketball player, and wake up dribbling.


Thurmond H.
Virginia
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