From the April 1946 magazine.

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(What's the funniest A.A. tale or quip you've heard? Others would like to hear it. Send it in.)

Culled from an early morning radio broadcast, the one about the inebriate who tipped his hat and apologized after bumping into a light pole, proceeded and collided with a fire hydrant, and muttered "Sorry, sonny," walked on and bumped into another light pole and again begged pardon. Sighing deeply, he then sat down on the curb, and said, "Guess I better wait till the crowd thins out."

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