From the April 1946 magazine.

Barley !!! Corn !!!

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Definition of an alcoholic: A man who when he goes to a wedding wants to be the bride; when he goes to a funeral he wants to be the corpse; he runs his trotting horses and trots his running horses; when he goes to a dinner party he gets amorous, and when he goes to bed he gets hungry!

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