From the April 1948 magazine.

Barley Corn

(Ol' John's Juice)

It was the first train ride for the two hillbillies. They wandered into the clubcar and cautiously ordered one bottle of beer between them. As one of them took a drink, the train entered a tunnel. He spoke to his friend in the darkness:

"Have you had a drink yet?"

-- The Alky Argot

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