From the November 1948 magazine.

Efficiency Expert

A COP came along one night and spied a drunk on hands and knees beneath a street light. A stew was busily sifting the ground between his fingers. "What did you lose?" inquired the cop.

"M' girl's diamond ring I was gonna give t' her."

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