Kandid Kansas

BEFORE Kansas went wet this last election, a couple of strangers in town asked a native where they could get a drink. The man looked 'em over and said, "Liquor's illegal in this state. You can git it only as medicine--for snake bite! And there's only one snake in town--and it's gittin' late! Better hurry down and git in line before that critter gits plumb exhausted!"