From the June 1958 magazine.

Humor

THE BEWILDERED WIFE of a drunken man was sitting up waiting for him one night when he came stumbling in and cried to his wife: "Oh, honey, I'm sick, I'm dying, please do something for me, please pray for me."

The bewildered wife knelt by the side of the bed and began to pray, "Oh Lord, please help my poor drunken husband." The husband jumped out of bed and shouted, "For heaven's sake, woman, don't tell him I'm drunk."

-- The Brighter Side

Waterloo, Iowa

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