From the March 1959 magazine.

Short Snorts

In a virtual blackout, a future member staggered home, made his way through the house and wound up in the shower stall of his bathroom. Groping in the dark, he turned on the water and was soon a sodden sot. The commotion woke up his wife, who took a dim view of the situation, and loudly told him so.

"I know, I know," the victim bubbled through the roar of the shower, "but please let me in--it's raining out here."

-- Welborn V.

Springfield, Missouri

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