From the May 1961 magazine.

Short Snorts

The way we heard it, three mothers took their daughters to a psychiatrist for a consultation. After hearing their case histories, the psychiatrist turned to the first mother and said, "Your whole trouble is a subconscious desire for money as evidenced in naming your daughter Penny."

To the second mother he said, "You madam, are driven by a deep-seated craving for sweets as shown in the name of your daughter, Candy."

-- Chit-Chat

Robesonia, Pennsylvania

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