August 1961
Short Snorts
The tiny little wife dragged her drinking husband into court and demanded an instant divorce. Trying to pacify her, the judge asked if her husband had tried Alcoholics Anonymous. The frail woman dabbed at her eyes and said, "I guess so, Your Honor. He'll drink anything."
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