From the December 1971 magazine.

Once Over Lightly

Sense and nonsense on the road to recovery

STRANGE ADVENTURES DEPT.: Most of us have managed to get into some pretty bizarre happenings, like coming out of a blackout in the back of a garbage truck, getting arrested for taking all the hubcaps off a bunch of parked cars and throwing them off a dock, or being arrested for making a disturbance in a beer garden. That last exploit may not sound at all unusual to you. Well, it didn't to the perpetrator, either--until he found out the exact nature of the disturbance. It seems he made an unscheduled, unannounced, and totally uncalled-for parachute jump into the beer garden.

"But," the lush protested to the judge, "I never made a parachute jump before in my life."

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