From the February 2012 magazine.

February 2012: At Wit's End

How’s your day going?

I was sitting at a bar staring at my drink when a biker grabbed it and gulped it down. “Well, whatcha’ gonna do about it?” he said, menacingly, as I broke into tears. “This is the worst day of my life,” I told him. “I’m a complete failure. My boss fired me, my car was stolen, I found my wife with another man, and my dog bit me. So I came here to work up the courage to put an end to it all. I bought a drink, dropped a capsule in, and I’m watching the poison dissolve. Then you show up and drink the whole thing! But enough about me … How’s your day going?”

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