From the July 2010 magazine.

At Wit's End

My fair lady

A drunk was reading the newspaper and on page one was a picture of a controversial politician and his gorgeous wife. Jealous, the drunk turned to his wife and said, "It's unfair that the biggest jerks in the world have the most beautiful wives."

Without missing a beat, his wife smiled and replied, "Why, thank you, dear."

-- PAUL C.

Oceanside, Calif.

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