From the August 2010 magazine.

At Wit's End

Keeping it clean

A few friends were playing a trivia game one night. It was a very drunk lady's turn and she got a science question: "If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?"

She thought for a minute or two, and then asked, "Is it on or off?"

-- RICHARD M.

Golden, Colo.

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