From the October 2010 magazine.

At Wit's End

They learn quickly

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit."

"And why not, darling?" he said.

She answered, "You know that you always have a headache the next morning after wearing that!"

-- BOB M.

Green Valley, Ariz.