From the November 2010 magazine.

At Wit's End

Oldie but goodie

It's two o'clock in the morning. The phone rings. A very drunk voice asks, "Harry there?"

"There's no Harry here," growls the half-asleep owner of the phone. "You've got the wrong number."

-- NORM D.

Ypsilanti, Mich.

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