From the August 2012 magazine.

August 2012: At Wit's End

It’s not brain surgery
Two drunks were sitting at the bar, and one says: “Hey man, I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.”

The other guy replies: “I heard that a lobotomy will keep you buzzed for a long, long time.”

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