From the January 2014 magazine.

January 2014: Game On!

Last night I faced my first social event of the season with my AA friends, and I wanted to pull the covers over my head and isolate. I had run out of excuses to chain myself to the couch, but somehow I managed to get moving and take a shower. The first shirt I tried on was uncomfortable, and I only own eight acceptable club shirts, five of which were dirty! So I settled for a pair of jeans, a black long-sleeved shirt and a pair of cute earrings— always a safe bet. My hair was tied back in its usual ponytail, and I still have no idea how to do my makeup. Would someone please teach...

-- Anonymous