March 2014: At Wit's End
Best & worst
Q: What’s the best part about hanging out with four alcoholics?
A: There’s always a fifth.
Q: What’s the worst part about hanging out with four alcoholics?
A: A fifth isn’t going to be enough!
—Matt H., Everett, Wash.
Floyd: “Hello, is this the sheriff’s office?”
Dispatcher: “Yes, what can I do for you?”
Floyd: “I’m calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He’s hiding moonshine inside his firewood! I don’t...