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March 2014: At Wit's End

Best & worst
Q: What’s the best part about hanging out with four alcoholics?

A: There’s always a fifth.

Q: What’s the worst part about hanging out with four alcoholics?

A: A fifth isn’t going to be enough!

—Matt H., Everett, Wash.

Moonshine madness
Floyd: “Hello, is this the sheriff’s office?”

Dispatcher: “Yes, what can I do for you?”

Floyd: “I’m calling to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He’s hiding moonshine inside his firewood! I don’t... Login to read more
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