From the September 2012 magazine.

September 2012: At Wit's End

Hi, beautiful!
An attractive woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. A minute later, a drunk walks up to the bar, sits down beside her and says, “Hello, beautiful! Do I come
here often?”


Hello ociffer
A police officer stopped a drunk wandering through the streets at six o’clock in the morning.

The policeman said: “Can you explain why you’re out at this hour?”

The drunk replied: “If I could, I’d be at home
by now.”