September 2012: At Wit's End
An attractive woman walks into a bar and orders a drink. A minute later, a drunk walks up to the bar, sits down beside her and says, “Hello, beautiful! Do I come
A police officer stopped a drunk wandering through the streets at six o’clock in the morning.
The policeman said: “Can you explain why you’re out at this hour?”
The drunk replied: “If I could, I’d be at home