October 2014
At Wit's End
Won’t be long now
There’s a drunk standing out on the street corner, and a cop passes by and asks him, “What do you think you’re doing?” The drunk looks at him and replies, “I heard the world goes around every 24 hours, and I’m waiting on my house. Won’t be long now … there goes my neighbor.”
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