From the April 2017 magazine.

At Wit’s End

Who’s from outer space?

A Martian landed at an AA meeting, looked around and said, “Take me to your leader!”

Just then, a newcomer turned to him and said, “Hey, you’re in the right place, buddy. I said the same thing last week.”

Will H., Los Angeles, Calif.

Good guess

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