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From the August 2013 magazine.

August 2013: At Wit's End

Nap time!
A drunk at a pub keeps putting his head down on the bar. The bartender comes over and says, “Hey Mister, you can’t sleep here.” The drunk says, “I know, every time I put my head down and close my eyes, you come over here and wake
me up!”

—Mark B., Lawrenceburg, Ind.

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