From the May 2011 magazine.

May 2011: At Wit's End

"I awakened in a filthy flop-house. I immediately called room service!"

Really drunk

I got home from the pub last night and my wife said, “I can’t believe how intoxicated you are.”  “I’m not drunk,” I said, denying it.  “Yes, you are.”  “No, I’m not.”  “Can you tell the time?” she challenged. I walked up to the clock and said, “I’m not drunk.”    

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