From the May 2018 magazine.

At Wit's End

"Do we have to keep doing these 12 steps over and over again?" -Jerry M., Alberquerque, N.M.

Quiet please

A drunk goes up to the counter and shouts, “Hey! Can I have a cheeseburger and fries?”

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