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From the May 2019 magazine.

At Wit's End

“My sponsor wanted me to go back to basics, I just didn’t know how far back he wanted me to go.” -Kermie., Tucson, Arizona

Big slurp
I’ve always held that any glass is a “beer glass,” if you drink beer out of it, and any glass is a “wine glass,” if you drink wine out of it.  

But that jerk at the pet shop still calls his glass an “aquarium”!

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