From the July 2019 magazine.

At Wit's End

“Grow where you are planted ... Lots of seeds planted here Joe ...” - Anonymous

Bar hopping 
An alcoholic named Al was told by his bartender that he had had enough to drink. So Al got up and walked out the front door. He walked around the corner and came back into the same bar through the side door and sat down at the bar.

The bartender gave him a look and said, “Al, I just told you, I’m not serving you anymore. You’ve had enough!” Al got up, walked out and came through the back again and sat at the bar.

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