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From the September 2019 magazine.

At Wit's End

“I said, please excuse me, I am going to call my sponsor.” -Sarah C., Greenbelt, Md.

Bar in a jar
A drunk enters a bar with a mason jar, puts the jar on the counter and orders a martini. The bartender serves him a beautiful martini. 

The drunk finishes the drink, removes the olives and drops them in his jar, then orders another martini. 

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