From the December 2019 magazine.

At Wit’s End

He’s not coming down until we subscribe to grapevine - Anonymous

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A company’s personnel office received an email from someone requesting a listing of the department staff, broken down by age and sex. 

The office sent back this reply: “Attached is a list of our staff. We currently have no one broken down by age or sex. However, we do have a few alcoholics.” 

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