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From the July 2011 magazine.

July 2011: At Wit's End

"Twenty four hours at a time? I've been staying sober five years at a time!"

I can’t believe I ate the whole thing

Two ferocious lions are roaming the African Savannah. When they chance upon a loud, obnoxious drunk, they immediately devour the startled fellow.

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