July 2011: At Wit's End
From the July 2011 Grapevine Magazine
"Twenty four hours at a time? I've been staying sober five years at a time!"
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing
Two ferocious lions are roaming the African Savannah. When they chance upon a loud, obnoxious drunk, they immediately devour the startled fellow.
One lion complains to the other: “You know alcoholics give me heartburn.”
The other lion agrees, “Alcoholics give everybody heartburn.”
—Jose G., Port Orchard, Wash.
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