You Can Dream, Can't You?

HAD the dangest dream last night," said a drunk to his companion at the bar. "I dreamed that suddenly about 1,000 funny little men were dancing on top of me. They had pink caps and green suits and furry red boots that curled up in front."

"Yeah," agreed the second. "And there was a tinkly bell at the toe of each of the boots."

"That's right," said the first drunk. "But how did you know?"

"There are a couple of them still sitting on your shoulder."