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Murphy's Law at AA

A member sends us this spoof to lighten the mood

1. The more cautiously you walk with a cup of coffee in an A.A. meeting the greater your chances of somebody bumping into you and spilling it.

2. Whatever you don't want to deal with is always the topic of every A.A. meeting you go to.

3. The more you resent your sponsor, the happier she is to see you.

4. The harder you work on a character defect, the more glaring it becomes.

5. Whenever a speaker says he is not going to give a long drunkalog, a long drunkalog ensues.

6. The less you work the principles, the greater you work the personalities.

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