From the December 2013 magazine.

December 2013: At Wit's End

Senility prayer
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

—Dan H., Davie, Fla.

Heard at a meeting
Two long-timers during the “meeting before the meeting” …

1st: Did you know Flipper was the first dolphin in AA?

2nd: Yeah. He was our primary porpoise.

—Frank T., Phoenix, Ariz.

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