December 2013: At Wit's End
God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
—Dan H., Davie, Fla.
Heard at a meeting
Two long-timers during the “meeting before the meeting” …
1st: Did you know Flipper was the first dolphin in AA?
2nd: Yeah. He was our primary porpoise.
—Frank T., Phoenix, Ariz.