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Weirdest News Story of the Year Reprinted Here in Its Entirety

The story immediately below, credited to the UPI, crossed our desk in a newspaper clipping unidentified as to source. No doubt there are some aspects of the situation left untouched in the story as we received it from a reader in the Midwest. We trust the piece, as it stands, will start no rush for chest-button-feeding-holes.