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For Affluent Winos

Q.: Is that coffin which doubles as a wine rack I've read about for real or a put-on?

A.: It's genuine enough to cost $420. Manufactured by a Montana casket company, the six-by-five pine box has been converted to hold 40 bottles of vino. The perfect thing for getting. . .uh. . .dead drunk.