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Topic: Humor
Best jokes and cartoons from AA Grapevine
The speaker was going on and on. A man in the fifth row stood up and walked out. As the speaker was winding up, the man returned. After the meeting, the speaker asked the man where he went. "I went...
In speaking of his gratitude for the program, one New York member says he doesn’t want to be like the small boy who didn’t utter a single word until he was eight years old. On his eighth birthday,...
Just like pop A little boy and his recovering father were talking one day. “When I grow up I’m going to be an alcoholic,” the small boy proudly declared. “You can’t do both,” said the father. —Mary C...
The man in the mirror “The other day I nearly succumbed to a bout of narcissism. I just don’t know what’s come over me, me, me, me.” —Terrance B. Mixed messages One of my duties as a Eucharistic...
How did you do that? A drunk went to a police station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before. “You’ll get your chance in court,” said the desk sergeant.“No,...
How’s your day going? I was sitting at a bar staring at my drink when a biker grabbed it and gulped it down. “Well, whatcha’ gonna do about it?” he said, menacingly, as I broke into tears. “This is...
Doctor’s orders A guy walks into a bar and approaches the barman. “Can I have a pint of less, please?” he asks. “I’m sorry sir,” the barman replies, looking slightly puzzled, “I’ve not come across...
To wives Harry had a bit of a drinking problem. Every night after dinner, he took off for the local watering hole. He spent the whole evening there, then went home inebriated. He always had trouble...
Was that you? Breakfast was a very late affair that day and the husband and wife were fragile indeed—badly hungover from a particularly wild party the night before. Bleary-eyed, with two trembling...
What’s the use? A drunk had been sitting at a bar most of the day and had passed out. His buddies rubbed a wedge of limburger cheese on his upper lip. After a while, his nose began to twitch, his...

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