Vote on your favorite caption for the cartoon below: Select Caption "Can I hear your wife testify next?" —Geoff L., Washougal, WA. "Do you swear on the Big Book of Alcoholics Anonymous to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth at your first lead next week?" —Kevin K., St. Bonaventure, NY. "If you crazy glue your hands to this book it will be harder to pick up a drink... ...Now give me your other hand." —Racy J. Brooklyn, NY. "Repeat after me, "I John Barleycorn do solemnly swear to stay sober at all times, to remain spiritually fit, and help others to achieve sobriety from this day forth as long as I shall live, so help me God." Sponsee's Solemn Prayer." —Dee P., Mesa, AZ. "Honest, doc! I haven’t had a drink in 16 years—AA works!" —Donna K., Kailua Kona, HI. "Do you swear on the Big Book of Alcoholic Anonymous that you have not had an alcoholic drink since your last appointment?" —Kermie W., Tucson, AZ. "AA-cratic Oath: I will remember that I remain a member of the AA Society, with special obligations to all my fellow human beings, those sound of mind and body and especially the next suffering alcoholic." —Don Z., Willow, NY. "Before I ask you if you how many drinks you have daily, I'm going to need you to put your hand here." —Solis R., Austin, Texas "I swear when I say, "one day at a time," I don't mean apples." —Anonymous Please choose your favorite caption for last month. Leave this field blank
