Vote on Captions

"This time let ME tell you How It Works: Rarely have we seen a turkey fail whose humans follow this path..." -Krista Y., Scottsdale, AZ

"Both my mom and dad were turkeys but maybe I could change." -Jeff M., Bremerton, WA.

"Not to cross talk but..." -Anonymous

"I'd like to suggest 'Live and let Live' as the meeting topic today..." -Brent S., Beaverton, OR.

"At the office party you all kept whooping for another Wild Turkey. Well here I am." -Phil W., Montrose, CO / Lafayette, La.

"If it looks like a duck, quacks like a duck, has feathers like a duck, in AA it could be a turkey!" -Jerry M., Albuquerque, NM.

"You might stop drinking cold turkey, probably won't stay stopped without Alcoholics Anonymous." -Sherry A., Warwick NY.

"We've taken a look at your 4th Step and I think I speak for all of us when I say, somebody's head is on the chopping block." -John D., Big Lake, Mn.

"I don't appreciate your calling me a turkey." -Sally R., Richmond Hill, GA.

"I'm Tom Turkey, and I'm an alcoholic." -Lynne D., Carbondale, IL.

"So....you think you're unique?" -Dareena B., Brampton, ON.

"Hey, I may eat like a bird but I drank like a fish!" -Mike S., South Bend, IN.

"If I can't join AA, where do I go then, because I really have a fatal allergy to cranberry sauce." -James, New Zeland

"The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop drinking, right? Well, I have that." -Jim D., Los Angeles, CA.

"I make a motion that we only have vegetarian and vegan selections for this year's Thanksgiving Alcohthon." -Kermie, Tucson, AZ.