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November 2012: At Wit's End

Heard at a meeting
“Sometimes I feel like a Fruit Loop in a bowl full of Cheerios.”

—Ed L., Wrightwood, Calif.

I knew a guy who said he was addicted to brake fluid. He said he wasn’t worried though, because he knew he could stop anytime.

—Woody R., Stockton, Calif.

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