From the November 2012 magazine.

November 2012: At Wit's End

Heard at a meeting
“Sometimes I feel like a Fruit Loop in a bowl full of Cheerios.”

—Ed L., Wrightwood, Calif.

I knew a guy who said he was addicted to brake fluid. He said he wasn’t worried though, because he knew he could stop anytime.

—Woody R., Stockton, Calif.

Make that call!
Sponsor: “I haven’t heard from you in over a month. Don’t you know that alcoholism requires daily work on your program? What’s your excuse?”