From the May 2013 magazine.

May 2013: At Wit's End

How many alcoholics?
How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?

It doesn’t really matter. The power got shut off last week.

—Adam B., Irwin, Pa.

Can’t get pastor
A minister drives by a tavern as Bob and Larry are sneaking a beer.

Bob: “I hope the Reverend didn’t see us.”

Larry: “Who cares … God’s the only one who counts.”

Bob: “Yeah, but God won’t tell my wife.”

—Terry B.

Bad habits