May 2013: At Wit's End
How many alcoholics?
How many alcoholics does it take to change a light bulb?
It doesn’t really matter. The power got shut off last week.
—Adam B., Irwin, Pa.
Can’t get pastor
A minister drives by a tavern as Bob and Larry are sneaking a beer.
Bob: “I hope the Reverend didn’t see us.”
Larry: “Who cares … God’s the only one who counts.”
Bob: “Yeah, but God won’t tell my wife.”