July 2013: At Wit's End
A drunk falls out of a second story window and is lying on the ground.
Another man runs over and asks him, “What happened?”
The drunk replies, “I don’t know, I just got here.”
—Mark C., Peabody, Mass.
You’re riding a horse at full speed. There’s a giraffe on your right, keeping up with you, and there’s a lion directly behind you, right on your tail.
What do you do?
Get your drunk a–– off the carousel!