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April 2011: At Wit’s End

"He's trying to stay sober, but he's still a lady's man."

Oldies but goodies

Judge: “You’re a menace to other drivers, and pedestrians, too! I’m going to revoke your license.”

Defendant: “Your Honor, you can’t. My living depends on this!”

Judge: “So does theirs!”

 

Oldies but goodies

“Now that I’m sober, I no longer wake up in the morning, roll over and introduce myself.”

 

History lesson

Bob: “When I got home drunk last night, my wife went historical.”

Joe: “Don’t you mean... Login to read more
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