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June 2011: At Wit's End

From the June 2011 Grapevine Magazine

Cartoon by Johnny H.

An Irish truth

An Irishman, sitting in a pub with his wife, says, “I love you.” She asks, “Is that you or the beer talking?” He replies, “It’s me, talking to the beer.”

—Anonymous

Time’s up!

The police had been told to clean up the neighborhood, so it was easy when the drunk staggered toward the cop and said: “Excuse me offisher, what time is it?” The officer replied, “It’s one o’clock,” and banged him on the head with his baton. “Jeez,” said the man. “I’m glad I... Login to read more
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