From the October 1982 magazine. First printed in January 1948.

How to Tell the Bad News

From the January 1948 Grapevine

THE FOLLOWING (humorous) account has been adapted to the experience of a well-to-do alcoholic who wakes up in a sanitarium after a slip.

MR. A.: Ha, keeper! How are you, old boy? How are things at home?

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